Nutrition · Real life · 4 min read

The takeaway survival guide

How to order from the chippy, the Indian, the Chinese, the pizza place and the kebab shop without wrecking the week. By a Clydebank coach who eats takeaways too.

Nobody does eight weeks without a takeaway. The plan is not to avoid them. It is to order like somebody who has a target.

The three rules

  • Protein first. Pick the dish with the most meat, fish, or paneer and the least batter or cream.
  • One carb, not three. Rice or naan or chips. Not the lot.
  • Half the sauce, all the veg. Ask for sauce on the side where you can.

The chippy

Better: fish without batter if they will do it, or a grilled option. Chicken kebab with salad. Decent: fish supper and leave half the chips. Worst: anything deep-fried and battered with extra chips and a pie on the side.

Indian

Better: tandoori or tikka meat, dry, with a plain naan or boiled rice and a dal. Decent: a jalfrezi or a bhuna, which are lighter than they look. Worst: korma, masala, pasanda, plus a peshwari naan, plus pilau, plus pakora to start.

Chinese

Better: steamed or stir-fried chicken, beef or prawns with boiled rice and mixed veg. Decent: a chow mein with a meat. Worst: sweet and sour balls, salt and chilli chips, and prawn crackers on top.

Pizza

Better: thin base, chicken or ham, extra veg, no stuffed crust, and stop at half. Decent: a full thin one on a training day. Worst: deep pan, four cheeses, garlic bread and cookie dough.

Kebab shop

Better: chicken shish with salad and a little sauce. Decent: a doner meat and salad box without the chips. Worst: the mixed kebab with everything, chips and cheese.

Burgers

Better: a single burger with the bun, skip the fries, water. Decent: a chicken burger and small fries. Worst: double, bacon, cheese, large fries, large sugary drink, and a milkshake.

The next morning

Nothing special. Normal breakfast, normal water, next session as planned. A heavy meal is one meal. The damage is done by the "well, that is the week ruined" that follows it.

Questions

Quick answers.

How often can I have a takeaway on the 8-Week Package?

Once a week is fine for most people if the other days are on target. The calorie calculator tells you where your day sits.

What about a drink with it?

Count it. A pint is roughly 200 calories, a large wine about the same. Two is a snack, six is a meal.

Is there a "best" takeaway?

Grilled chicken with salad and one carb, wherever you get it.

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